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welcome to nyc
Aiight some spots to hit up while in town....
First memorize this to the best of your abilitySubway maps
The Famous Ray's Pizza in Greenwhich Village @ 11th st. and 6th ave
This is the original, I haven't had a slice from there in a couple of years but it's a landmark.
You'll see a bunch of knock offs but the one on the corner of the address I gave you is real.
Here's the Wiki page showing the controversey
You must absoultely must take the 7 train from Times Square into Shea. But make sure you hop on the express one (the 7 will be in the shape of a diamond on the train logo). Espeacially for the subway series it will be jumpin. On the way back is even more fun, if you get a chance to do that do it. The train ride home was louder than the stadium after the Game 6 thriller I went to.
While your in Times Square just walk around the area, you can spend a week there and still miss something. Also the sex shops and peep booths on 8th ave are decent. Ask for Melanie (of Melania, not sure she's the brunette who masturbates until she sprays out her cum on the window, it's a good show) on the one off 8th ave. Tell her Starsky sentcha.
Hot Dogs, to me Nathans in Coney Island is the best. If you want to go there you can also check out the Mets Single A class team, the Brooklyn Cyclones It's a cool stadium because it's on the beach of Coney Island with the Parachute as the backdrop. Anyway the original Nathans is a few blocks East right on the boardwalk. Don't let the crackheads bother you, they are harmless.
Also if your there (Keyspan park) hit up Peggy O'Neills for a couple of rounds. You can take the N train all the way in to Coney Island from Queens.
Back to pizza for a second, go here L&B Spumoni Gardens if you want the best sicilian slice in the god's earth. Wash it down with a spumoni ice. You'll thank me later. It's a short walk from the 25th ave. train stop on the D train or a couple of blocks from the N train. Get off at Stillwell Ave.
(this is my neighborhood, I live 5 block from L&B)
Now moving on to a few bars, unfortunately I don't frquent Queens often so as far as bars go I only know of two of them and one is a strip club. But I know of a plethora of places elsewhere.
Down the Hatch is my favorite out of these 5 places and all are a good time.
Also on the same block as Down the Hatch there is a place on the corner called The Spotted Pig . Good times.
Try the Bourbon here drink good stuff . They have a massive list of beers to.
Any Irish bar at or around Madison Square Garden (34th st. and 7thave), serious.
These 5 Irish spots I like toIrish joints . I like Swift alot.
Upscale places, um not really my bag but Sushi Samba is nice and any W hotel bar lounge is full of socialites ready to fuck. Bring your wallet though.
If your in Brooklyn I sugges hitting up the Bay Ridge section. All the bars on 4th and 5th avenues are good. Most notably "The Salty Dog", "Wicked Monk", "The Beanpost" (wings),
just search Bay Ridge Bars in Brooklyn, there is a million of them.
For food, I mean there is a million places. For a gangsta steak hit up Sparks Steakhouse
La Sevilla on west 4th st. and Charles has the best sangria and seafood Paella.
Cabana restaurant at the South Street Seaport is a great cuban joint.
Any Pork Store you see, you can grab a great hero. In Brooklyn and Bronx espeacially.
For extracirricular activities go to Larry Flynts Hustler club. If you got money to burn the honey's are tight like a guitare string and dont miss out on this : "Legs -n- Eggs 2 AM - Closing Thursday through Saturday we're serving up the bacon and eggs with a side of Honeys! Hungry for that early AM breakast?"
If you need weed Washington Square Park is the best public place to go. It's right by NYU's campus. If you want a private thing I'll give you Chico's number but he may still be locked up. I haven't seen that fool in a minute, nor have i smoked his shit in awhile. I'm a reformed man.
If i left anything out ask.
First memorize this to the best of your abilitySubway maps
The Famous Ray's Pizza in Greenwhich Village @ 11th st. and 6th ave
This is the original, I haven't had a slice from there in a couple of years but it's a landmark.
You'll see a bunch of knock offs but the one on the corner of the address I gave you is real.
Here's the Wiki page showing the controversey
You must absoultely must take the 7 train from Times Square into Shea. But make sure you hop on the express one (the 7 will be in the shape of a diamond on the train logo). Espeacially for the subway series it will be jumpin. On the way back is even more fun, if you get a chance to do that do it. The train ride home was louder than the stadium after the Game 6 thriller I went to.
While your in Times Square just walk around the area, you can spend a week there and still miss something. Also the sex shops and peep booths on 8th ave are decent. Ask for Melanie (of Melania, not sure she's the brunette who masturbates until she sprays out her cum on the window, it's a good show) on the one off 8th ave. Tell her Starsky sentcha.
Hot Dogs, to me Nathans in Coney Island is the best. If you want to go there you can also check out the Mets Single A class team, the Brooklyn Cyclones It's a cool stadium because it's on the beach of Coney Island with the Parachute as the backdrop. Anyway the original Nathans is a few blocks East right on the boardwalk. Don't let the crackheads bother you, they are harmless.
Also if your there (Keyspan park) hit up Peggy O'Neills for a couple of rounds. You can take the N train all the way in to Coney Island from Queens.
Back to pizza for a second, go here L&B Spumoni Gardens if you want the best sicilian slice in the god's earth. Wash it down with a spumoni ice. You'll thank me later. It's a short walk from the 25th ave. train stop on the D train or a couple of blocks from the N train. Get off at Stillwell Ave.
(this is my neighborhood, I live 5 block from L&B)
Now moving on to a few bars, unfortunately I don't frquent Queens often so as far as bars go I only know of two of them and one is a strip club. But I know of a plethora of places elsewhere.
Down the Hatch is my favorite out of these 5 places and all are a good time.
Also on the same block as Down the Hatch there is a place on the corner called The Spotted Pig . Good times.
Try the Bourbon here drink good stuff . They have a massive list of beers to.
Any Irish bar at or around Madison Square Garden (34th st. and 7thave), serious.
These 5 Irish spots I like toIrish joints . I like Swift alot.
Upscale places, um not really my bag but Sushi Samba is nice and any W hotel bar lounge is full of socialites ready to fuck. Bring your wallet though.
If your in Brooklyn I sugges hitting up the Bay Ridge section. All the bars on 4th and 5th avenues are good. Most notably "The Salty Dog", "Wicked Monk", "The Beanpost" (wings),
just search Bay Ridge Bars in Brooklyn, there is a million of them.
For food, I mean there is a million places. For a gangsta steak hit up Sparks Steakhouse
La Sevilla on west 4th st. and Charles has the best sangria and seafood Paella.
Cabana restaurant at the South Street Seaport is a great cuban joint.
Any Pork Store you see, you can grab a great hero. In Brooklyn and Bronx espeacially.
For extracirricular activities go to Larry Flynts Hustler club. If you got money to burn the honey's are tight like a guitare string and dont miss out on this : "Legs -n- Eggs 2 AM - Closing Thursday through Saturday we're serving up the bacon and eggs with a side of Honeys! Hungry for that early AM breakast?"
If you need weed Washington Square Park is the best public place to go. It's right by NYU's campus. If you want a private thing I'll give you Chico's number but he may still be locked up. I haven't seen that fool in a minute, nor have i smoked his shit in awhile. I'm a reformed man.
If i left anything out ask.
Thursday, May 3, 2007
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