Wednesday, March 28, 2007

LOB Final 4 game 2

Now it's time to see who will matchup against Ohio State for the beer national championship.

UCLA vs University of Florida

First lets start with UCLA. LA isn't much for a beer town in my opinion. Of course that doesn't mean that the team doesn't have some ties. They have a canadian on their team. Canadians are typically great beer drinkers, and some of my favorite beers are canadian brews. Then there's Arron Afflalo who is from Compton, CA. If there's anything i've learned from NWA it's that guys from Compton know how to drink them some forties. Unfortunately, they also have a guy that's from Rancho Santa Margarita on the team. I'll be damned if some margarita drinking fools are going to win this thing. Finally, they have two guys on the team from Cameroon. Now I have no idea if they drink beer in Cameroon, and one of the guys is a prince of something. So he has the coming to america comedy factor, but all I can ever think of when somebody talks about Cameroon, is cookies.

Now we come to Florida. Gainesville is a college town and according to TP there are a couple of small microbreweries. So that's always gonna win some points. Al Horford is from the Dominican Republic...which is kind of like jamaica and red stripe so "Hooray Beer"©. They also have a guy named Green on the team, and I drink "green" beer on St. Patrick's day. Of course the big thing they have in their favor is that they have a "brewer" on their team. That is huuuuuuge. They also have Joakim Noah, but he obviously drinks wine coolers, and this isn't the women's final 4 of LOB.

All in all UCLA has tremendous upside potential in this matchup, but you just can't beat having a "brewer" on your team. Florida wins this game inspite of Noah and his man-dress.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You mean I'm the only one who drinks wine coolers? Damn, mo fo me den.

And pass me a zima while you at it, don't forget the jolly rancher in the bottom, I love green apple.

*bending over, spreading butt cheeks and flexing anus. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

El Padrino said...

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